Here are three sports sentences I’ve heard recently that I never expected to hear.
“LeBron James is going back to Cleveland.”
“The Dallas Cowboys are a real contender for the Super Bowl.”
“The Kansas City Royals are in the World Series.”
What in the name of god is going on????????!!!!!?!?!???!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?????????
Left is right. Up is down. Night is day. Things are happening in the sports world that I NEVER expected to happen. Like, LeBron James, the guy whose jersey was literally burned by thousands of Cleveland fans, is going back to the Cavs? The Dallas Cowboys, with Tony Freakin’ Romo as their quarterback, are actually good at the sport of football? And the Kansas City Royals, the very definition of a laughingstock organization, are in the World Series?
Alrighty. Hold on. These things are crazy, so it got me thinkin’: What other sports sentences do I NEVER EVER expect to hear in my lifetime? I’m pretty shocked right now, so I’m hoping by writing these down, if they ever do happen, I won’t be as surprised. Because let’s be serious, we all thought the Cowboys were gonna be terrible. Read More